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Be Humble, Sit Down

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Dear Mr. Higher-Being,     I am writing to you today to apologize for my great blunder during our encounter last week. I truly am ashamed to have not recognized you immediately, for your presence is all one needs to know who you are. Your air of superiority and distinct status should have been immediate triggers to alert my inferior self that you were indeed before me. I should have seen through your disguise. You altered you appearance so perfectly that I was inclined to believe you were just another human like me. The two arms, two legs, eyes, nose, lips... they were all so deceiving. Your vulnerability, your vanity, your greed... they seemed all so familiar. But, as I have realized now, I was oh so dearly mistake. Oh dear lord please forgive me! I’m begging on my knees, I tell you! I should have noticed you callus-free hands; your name brand peacoat; your 24K gold watch; your imported leather shoes. They were all obvious signs that you likely haven’t spent a single day...

I Got PLASTIC SURGERY? Experience and Results

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Get your hands on it now! It is the LIMITED EDITION version of the classic Emily characters!! Now with a layered haircut, trendy winter sweaters, and accessories, it is the perfect update for this year's holiday season! With so many new and unique features to choose from, this item is one you CANNOT miss out on! It is commonplace in today's consumer market for companies to repackage products and sell them to the public with claims of new capabilities or have-to-have characteristics, but what about people? In society, people repackage themselves whether is from year to year or from friend group to friend group to friend group. We label ourselves with a new demeanor or appearance while on the inside our content and personality are still the same. Where is the fine line, however, between people who just slightly present themselves differently to each person and those who try to sell their “new” identity as a means of deceit? How is one to tell that the context of their conver...